Book of the Week

Every week, a new contest will be run ending on October 8, 2009. This contest involves YOU guessing what book I am talking about. What I mean by this is that I will right a small paragraph about a book. You will have to guess what book it is. Each person ONLY gets TWO tries at the Book of the Week. If you guess right, you will be entered into the Book of the Week Sweepstakes where you will win one small prize for every book of the week you get correct. Only the person that gets the Book of the Week right FIRST gets the prize. You will be notified when this occurs. At the end (Oct 8, 2009) whoever has the most prizes and questions correct will win a super-prize worth over five dollars! Remember to read the fine print at the bottom before you answer this post:
I hope my manuscript will do well when my mom sees it. Cassandra, what a great pen name. I wonder what my mom will think of it. She doesn't even know it's me, Natalie. What will happen when she finds out there's no Cassandra? Will she be mad I did this or happy? Will she be proud or disappointed? I'm starting to think there's no way out of this...Why did Zoey ever have to even breathe how she wanted my story to be published.....
Prizes Include:
Extremely Fast (as of Mon September 21): 1999 Dime
Fast: 1999 Nickel
Above Average: Two 1999 Pennies
Average: 1999 Penny
Below Average: Photo of an Islands Restaurant Coupon from 1998
Extremely Slow: Online Unprintable Certificate in Black and White
Fine Print
You must be over the age of one. You must have a birth certificate. You must have one talent. You must have had eaten pork. You cannot be Ugobabaarishly (YOU-GO-Bu-Bu-Bair-Ish-ly) born. If you have eaten brick, you're out. You cannot live outside of Earth. Prizes are only given out to people outside of Ugoslavia. Prizes may be lower quality than described. Prizes will be sent by post in the time slot of twelve to fourteen years. Storypedia is legally advised to tell you there have been many complaints that contestants have not recieved their prizes at all after twenty-five years...
Congratulations to Mr., Mrs., Miss or Neuter (etc.) Lowenberg! You have officially won Book of the Week! Your speed rate was "Extremely Slow." We are sorry to tell you that you have won an online unprintable certificate in Black and White that you can embed on your blog, Yankees Fan Blog Homepage, now! Your certificate is very rare and special in many ways, so use it wisely. Your certificate will expire on Sat 8:48 PM Oct 17 2009! Here is the embed code: IAMACODETHATWILLNOTWORKSOPLEASEDONOTEVENDARETOEMB
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